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BUT SERIOUSLY... August 5, 2000 A PLAGIARISTS PARADISE Welcome to my stockpile of papers and other work that I'm proud of but just isn't really intentionally funny. (Unintentionally funny I have no control over.)This is stuff that probably wouldn't see the light of day otherwise, but I think deserves to. Two things to come: My paper comparing the two books of Steve Martin, and my Honors Project paper on Dave Barry. Stuff will be here soon. I promise.                               All contents of this web site -- even the periods -- are TM & © Patrick Keller, Gern Blansten Productions, so don't try to steal 'em. Any unlawful distribution, copying or non-educational use is highly frowned upon, and will be prosecuted when I get enough money to hire a lawyer. Violators will be spanked. Shoplifters will be persecuted. Prosecutors will be violated.