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IF
YOU DON'T FIND THIS STUFF FUNNY,
YOU SHOULD BE TAKEN OUT AND
FLOGGED
The
Assorted
Lunatics
- My comedic brothers-in-arms.
Check out our annual April Fool's
Projects.
The
NetWits
- A consortium of online humor
columnists. More fun than a poke
in the eye! (Be sure to check out
NetWit
#24...
He looks kind of
familiar.)
Goats
- The best comic strip you never
read that stars a talking
goat.
Red
Meat
- How can something so innocent
looking be so evil?
The
Gallery of the
Absurd
- I can't believe this stuff is
real...
Dave
Barry
Online
- My hero and my close personal
friend. At least, that's what I
tell people.
Selected
writings by Steve
Martin
- Including "How to Fold Soup"
and "Mars Probe Finds Kittens"
from his books. Classic
stuff.
Jive
Talkin'
- Take advantage of their Jive
Translator, chill'ns.
Death
Clock
- Everybody dies. Wanna know
exactly when?
Dumb
Laws
- Did you know it's illegal for
horses in Marshalltown to eat
fire hydrants?
Pythonline
- Monty Python's official web
site. It's not dead, it's just
restin'...
Douglas
Adams
- An interview with the Lord of
All Things Hitchhiker. His
official website is
here.
TimmyBigHands.com
- The creators of MST3K have a
hysterical web site. Go.
Now.
The
Editing
Room
- Your favorite (and least
favorite) movies condensed into
their purest form, with all their
flaws and plot holes exposed for
all to see. So funny, I was
crying until I nearly puked! How
many sites can you say that
about?
And
speaking of puke...
BODILY-FUNCTIONS.COM
Barf-o-Rama
- People reveal their most
embarrassing vomit stories.
Suprisingly funny if you have a
strong stomach...
The
Virtual Dog Shit
Creator
- Go and stick your virtual dog's
nose in it.
HOSE-O-RAMA
The
"Home Brew" News
Page
- Head here for the latest on the
legal troubles that have erupted
over the financing of the new
movie.
"Home
Brew"
- Bob and Doug McKenzie return...
(or will they? See
above.)
McFarlane
Toys
have released Bob and Doug
McKenzie action figures. The
SCTV/STRANGE BREW characters come
with plenty of beer and other
accessories. A
picture of the figures can be
seen
here.
Mr.
Showbiz's story on the new
movie
The
Internet Movie Database page on
Home
Brew.
Second
City
- The Home of the
McKenzies
The
Bob and Doug McKenzie Web
Ring
- Your link to all sorts of great
Bob & Doug sites.
YOU
CAN'T FIRE ME, I
QUIT!
The
Daily
Iowan
- They suck now that I no longer
work there.
Movieline
Magazine
- In the mood for self-important,
wanna-be hipster journalism? Come
on over to Movieline! I did, and
I regret every minute of
it.
Desperate
But Not
Serious
- No, not a description of my
love life, but rather the name of
the movie I worked on in Los
Angeles. (Read more about my
experiences on the set
here.)
TIME
WASTERS, INC.
Corona's
Upcoming
Films
- Want the scoop on a flick?
Here's the spot. (Screw Harry
Knowles, that fat
bastard.)
View
Askew
- Kevin Smith's production
company has a kick ass
site.
Mystery
Science Theater
3000
- A comedic work of art, and one
of the best shows on the
air.
MST3K's
Caption
This
- Try your hand at MiSTing live!
Or just watch others do it.
(Write captions... get your mind
out of the gutter.)
I've
Gone
Public!
- Check out GERN on the stock
market. (Okay, so it's for a
company called Geron, but
cleough. Maybe I should sue for
copyright
infringement...)
Echoes
- A Pink Floyd mailing list. More
fun than a barrel of rabid
wolverines.
TIME
WASTERS, INC. PART
TWO:
TV THAT WON'T ROT YOUR BRAIN
(AKA WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE
JUST LIKE AARON
SORKIN)
SportsNight
- The best show television ever.
(Pretty big words coming from a
non-sports fan like me...)
Created and (mostly) written by
Aaron
"A
Few Good
Men"/"The
American
President"
Sorkin.
And,
in case you hadn't noticed, Mr.
Sorkin has a new show on NBC
called The
West
Wing
(Wednesdays at 9 PM, 8 Central),
which is every bit as good as
Sports Night.
Also,
check these other interviews with
Mr. Sorkin that I've managed to
dig up:
TKTV's
SportsNight
page,
with up-to-the-minute news and
more.
A
Canadian fan's SportsNight
page,
with quotes and an episode
guide.
From
the
Too-Much-Time-On-Their-Hands-But-Who's-Complaining
Dept: A SportsNight
page
with full episode transcripts.
Plus lots of other
stuff...
And,
finally, the only decent
West
Wing
page
I've encountered so
far.
IT'S
NEWS TO ME
The
Onion
- Possibly the best satirical
newspaper to ever come out of
Wisconsin.
MST3K
Info
- Keep up on your Mystery Science
Theater 3000.
Savant
- Read comics and become cool. I
occasionally contribute there.
They are on a mission that you
need to know about. Read
it.
News
Askew
- The lowdown on what
View
Askew
is up to at the
moment.
Spare
Bricks
- Rick Karhu's excellent
Pink Floyd e-zine. (Maybe I'm
biased... I'm a contributor.
Cough KAOS Theories
Cough...)
RANDOM
LINKS
Amazon.com
- Cheap books! When I write one,
you can buy it here
Inlet
- The company that employed my
good friend Michelle Kite, who
helped design the graphics for my
site.
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