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IT'S
ABOUT TIME...
I
can't imagine why my old articles
could interest anyone but me (and
even that's a stretch), but since
I have the space, why not? It's
not a complete version of my
Daily
Iowan
writings, but it's
closer
than anything else you're likely
to find*.
If
you want to get technical, this
is just a slightly tuned-up
version of a class project I did
a few years back, which is why it
looks rather plain. So forgive
the holes and the rather simple
look of it all. It does what it
needs to. If I field
many
complaints,
I'll overhaul it.
In
the meantime... Enjoy!
September
4, 1996 - Mudwrestling for the
Presidency
September
18, 1996 - Name name bo bame.
Banana fana fo
fame...
October
18, 1996 - Michael Moore, my TA
and me
October
30, 1996 - The Apocalypse is
coming
December
4, 1996 - My family and other
diseases
Decemer
18, 1996 - Spawns of
Elmo
February
6, 1997 - Severed head? You need
some aspirin
February
18, 1997 - The Inverse Proportion
Law of Dating
February
20, 1997 - Psychic Horse
Patootie
March
6, 1997 - What would Little Bo
Peep think?
March
20, 1997 - It's a bird, it's a
plane... It's a guy in
tights
April
8, 1997 - Pulling the
Ripcord
April
10, 1997 - On the forefront of
bug sex research
April
17, 1997 - Stupid people of the
world: Untie!
April
24, 1997 - Today you will have
lunch, then you will have
dinner...
May
1, 1997 - Oh, those roommate
blues
May
15, 1997 - What? A headline? I'll
do it later...
June
18, 1997 - This history of jocks
as told by a
sportophobe
June
25, 1997 - Live from Iowa City,
it's Bob and Norm!
July
2, 1997 - Attack of the Killer
Summer Movies!
July
7, 1997 - An utterly unscientific
look at making out
July
14, 1997 - There's no place like
the Dark Side
July
21, 1997 - Conspiracies in the
Not-So-Real World
July
28, 1997 - Playing with your
food
September
2-30, 1997 - The Year in
Review
November
4, 1997 - My galaxy could beat up
your galaxy
November
11, 1997 - The manual on
manliness
November
18, 1997 - Dr. Bigfinger and the
dentists of doom
November
25, 1997 - The magnificent seven
and the notorious
nine
December
2, 1997 - A day in my so-called
life...
December
9, 1997 - Gimme an "F"... Gimme a
"U"... Gimme a
"T-U-R-E"!
December
16, 1998 - The vaunted voles of
friendship
January
20, 1998 - Just can't wait to get
on the road again
January
27, 1998 - Holiday
Movies98
February
3, 1998 - Down the stream of
consciousness
February
10, 1998 - Love, driver's ed and
you
February
17, 1998 - The glamour is gone
from bank robbery
February
24, 1998 - Make enemies and fail
to influence
people
March
2, 1998 - Buddy, want a date with
a flightless bird?
April
7, 1998 - The forecast calls for
mice in golf
clothing
April
14, 1998 - One wedding and
(almost) four funerals
(COMING
SOON**)
April
21, 1998 - Life amongst the
frogs
April
28, 1998 - A fractured history of
beer (COMING
SOON**)
May
6, 1998 - Microscam98: Buyer
Beware (COMING
SOON**)
May
12, 1998 - Of rats and
men
July
4, 1998 - War gets a new coat of
paint
July
24, 1998 - The language of love,
and vice versa
*
For some godawful reason, the DI
archives got deleted or screwed
up. Last I checked, nothing I had
written even existed on their
hard drives. Good thing my ego
forced me to keep separate
copies, eh?
**These
articles either need to be typed
up or located on my hard
drive.
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