Best Entertainment News Headline Ever?

I don't know, but it's certainly in the running:

"Hilton Vomits While Attempting To Sing Own Song"

Said story summarized: The walking representation of everything that's wrong with America got up to lip-synch some "songs" from her album after drinking a lot of vodka and promptly threw up.

Sadly, there does not appear to be any video. Yet.

Hello, Apocalypse!

Cat gives birth to puppies. No really. "[The owner claims] Mimi's offspring [were] born with dog traits last Friday, three months after mating with a neighbour's dog." Boy, I hope they caught that one on tape...

So, did anyone bother to check 'em for horns?