Please, Carrot, Don't Hurt 'Em!

Women, children, shield your eyes, please: I present to you the new, "improved" (?) Carrot Top:

Believe it or not, this is not a lookalike or Photoshop trickery. What it is is one of the least disturbing images of the newly bemuscled Mr. Top with his shirt off. Another image in the series clearly shows that Carrot's "top" matches the carpet...