Man Distributes Crap, Goes to Jail

The MPAA is bringing the hammer down on people who distribute crappy movies:

Thirty-eight year old Chan Nai-ming, who was arrested in January by Hong Kong authorities acting in cooperation with the MPAA, was found guilty on Tuesday of copyright infringement. He had been accused of distributing Miss Congeniality, Daredevil and Red Planet on the Internet.

Can you imagine the shame that must come from going to jail for a Sandra Bullock movie?

"What are you in for?"

"I robbed a gas store and killed eight customers with a windshield wiper. You?"

"I uploaded Miss Congeniality to the Internet."

"..."

"Sigh... [Bends over] Make this quick."