If this week is any indication, then my career as a humorist may be over, if this headline is accurate...

I've been so busy that I have barely been sleeping. There's no column either, and that definitely means things have been bad. I always do my column unless I'm either dead or ralphing up a lung. On live television. Where, oh where, did my backlog of columns go?

The main cause of stress has been my job, where we were working on a proposal for the company's biggest job ever. So, you know, no pressure. I could go into more detail, but I won't. I'm just too tired to.