Before I forget, the Addicted to Bad is up for your reading pleasure. This week, I beat Dungeons and Dragons sensless, because it deserves it.

The new Addicted to Bad column is up. This week: The history of bad movies, part one. Go check it out!

I'm not sure if this is up yet, but I'm putting it here anyway. The new column ("Addicted to Bad") is going up today at Movie Poop Shoot. Go check it out!

I wrote at least four completely different drafts of the initial column, three of which will likely never get used. I may publish them here at some point.

See what the critics (well, okay, a critic) are saying about the latest issue of Too Much Coffee Man magazine:

Just in time, Shannon Wheeler has published TOO MUCH COFFEE MAN #20 (Adhesive Press; $4.95). Besides the usual slew of comic strips, media reviews and humorous essays, there are a slew of funny travel stories, as well as a comedic piece about Superman and Lois Lane. Reminiscent of NATIONAL LAMPOON in its glory days, TOO MUCH COFFEE MAN remains a great comedy bang for the bucks.

(You have to scroll down a bit.)

Now, isn't it about time you picked up your own copy?

Not really watching the TV, I thought I overheard the following statement uttered by one member of an old couple:

"If you're having trouble getting aroused, try Aleve..."

You can imagine my shock and horror. They're selling it as an erectile disfuntion aid now?

A quick Tivo rewind later... She said "around."