I think this has my favorite headline so far this year.

Woo hoo!

Model-turned-actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and her husband of five years, actor John Stamos, have split. The former Victoria's Secret lingerie model has been fighting rumors the pair were on the verge of a separation for weeks, but now her publicist Lewis Kay has confirmed the break-up.

Now I finally have my shot!

Stop laughing. Dick.

Pet Peeve #131: Assholes who dial my number by mistake, and then just hang up.