When Kilborn left, there was some buzz about Amy Sedaris taking over his job (as host of The Late, Late Show, not as de facto smarmy Hollywood fratboy alpha male, although that would have been funny, too). Despite all the talk, I don't think that she ever got in the running. So if it wasn't her, I was hoping it would at least be hottie du jour Aisha Tyler or State Alum Michael Ian Black. Now word has come down that Craig "Drew Carey Show" Ferguson got the job.

So I guess we'll never get to see Mike's dreams become a reality.

...while being famous is great, being famous without being correspondingly wealthy is a lot like being a really hot nun.

So true, so true. Alas, when it comes to TV, I have grown used to being disappointed.