Recently, I was working late at the office and was getting a little punchy. I was writing up bios for various members of our group, but one person on the list was new or borrowed from another office (I forget which). So I resorted to making up the following, as placeholder text:

Likes puppies and kitties. Has no criminal record in the United States. Once swallowed a live turtle.

This had me laughing for far longer than it warranted. Particularly the last sentence.

Oddly enough, this made it through four drafts before anyone bothered to cut it out.