Lindsay Lohan NOT doing Playboy

Ahem.

Check out this creatively worded press release, which I quote from the IMDB's news page:

Redhead actress Lindsay Lohan has expressed her horror at reports she considered gracing the pages of men's magazine Playboy. While the 18-year-old Freaky Friday star admits she was approached by the adult publication, she insists it was never to do a nude spread. She explains, "I'm not doing Playboy, no. Never. They contacted my publicist and they asked if I would do their 20 questions spread, which is not a nude photo that they do with it. It's a regular photo. But I do have a Disney movie coming out and a young fan base and I'm not interested in doing Playboy right now in my life. So we said no and then now they've put it in Star magazine that I turned down Playboy (and) that I approached them and asked them if I could do a nude spread or something, which is not true. Now when people ask, that's the most ridiculous rumor - that I asked if I could do Playboy."

"...right now in my life." But, hey, sometime down the road, when I've resorted to doing Freaky Friday 6: Weird Wednesday and my subpar pop albums are (rightfully) tanking, sure!