In the news today (and note: that link only works through the weekend):

Michael Jackson is opening the gates of his Neverland Ranch - the place where he is accused of molesting a young boy - to dozens of children for a holiday party today. Representatives for the 46-year-old singer say he's invited groups of children to enjoy a day at the California ranch in what has become an annual tradition over the holiday season. It is not clear whether Jackson will be attending the party himself. The superstar is free on bail ahead of his trial scheduled for late January on a 10-count indictment of child molestation.

Two questions: What the hell is he thinking? (I know, I know... something creepy and weird about loving children, spoken in a soft, high-pitched voice.) And what kind of parent is going to let their kids go to this, whether or not Michael Jackson is there?

I'll tell you who: Morons.

In other news:

Supermodel Claudia Schiffer is facing a possible health scare after undergoing a brain scan in a London hospital.

The scare? That the scans showed anything at all...