It's a scientific fact: Chickens prefer beautiful humans.
Here's a freebie for headline writers: "Cluck-off, Ugly."
Here's a freebie for headline writers: "Cluck-off, Ugly."
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Writings, musings, and other assorted nonsense from writer/editor/humorist Patrick Keller.
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- Naturally, as I was in the midst of a long, intros...
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- Text of Charlton Heston's acceptance speech for re...
- Question: Why is it called "Special K with Red Ber...
- Just got a call out of the blue (and after busines...
- According to the US Census Bureau, the fastest gro...
- Okay, my local cable company (Comcast, for those o...
- I got another one of those zen spam e-mails with t...
- For the man who has everything (else).
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