“I think a wise man once told me that no woman is more than five beers away from being a lesbian,” Goldberg says.

This is now the second article I've read on women's perplexion at male attitudes toward woman-on-woman action. (The first was in Salon, a reaction to the "Twins" beer ad.) Let me just say, as a man, QUIT IT. You're never going to get it, just like we don't get the whole shoe fascination, or why you find Enrique Iglesias so appealing. It's one of those things you're not supposed to get, because if you did, you'd be a GUY. (Or a lesbian.)

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Men like to watch two chicks go at it, women sometimes do that. It's a vicious cycle. If you want us to stop drooling over it, stop doing it. It's just that simple.