From this week's Savage Love column:

Studies have shown that somewhere between 2 and 4 percent of women have had sex with animals (the numbers are higher for men), and most, like you, were messing around with family pets during their formative years. While the percentage may sound small, it actually represents a huge number of women—somewhere in the neighborhood of 4.5 million in the U.S. and Canada.

Okay, if that's true, y'all are some sick bastards.

It's not a total surprise, though. My brother is fond of telling the story of his friend who liked to put peanut butter on his penis so the family dog could lick it off. But still... 2 to 4 percent?!? That means that, if there are hundred people in a room, chances are, at least one of them has done something filthy with Spot. Think of that at your next company picnic...