You know, I thought I had put the whole dental floss incident behind me, but I just went into the bathroom to investigate what I thought was an oddity in the same area of my molars when I pulled out a chunk of nasty-ass floss strands from between my teeth. It's probably the size of, I don't know, 1/4 of a penny. And it's been in there for about a week. Ugh.

Excuse me. I'm going to go gargle with mouthwash for about an hour...