I was reading this piece, Ashton Kutcher: Luckiest guy on the planet … or Satan's tool? and this sentence popped out at me:

This is a kid – OK, young man – who was majoring in biochemical engineering at the University of Iowa, before dropping out to pursue a career in modeling...

Suddenly, I realized that the UI's three arguably most famous alumni never graduated: Tom Brokaw went to school there, but dropped out. Tennessee Williams was a theater arts student, but his thesis, "The Glass Menagerie," was rejected. (Okay, so technically he dropped out, but reject "Glass Menagerie"?) And now Kutcher, who's boning Demi and just made the cover of People as the hottest bachelor.

Maybe I should have dropped out...