Friday night, I watched a movie called The Ninja Dragon, which was a ridiculous movie about a girl who was the daughter of a Yakuza type, but descended from a long line of ninja (I guess), who happened to be protected by three mystical ninja, one of whom has a secret alter ego as her bumbling, hilariously mulleted driver.

The film was atrocious and stupid, and actually degenerated into something of a Troma film at the end, but the dubbing was brilliant. Every time one of the ninja did something, it was announced with "ninja" thrown at the beginning. "Ninja stop! Ninja go!" The rest of the dialogue was brilliantly self-aware, almost like it had been rewritten by Woody Allen in his Tiger Lily mode.

But the rest of the movie? Horrible, horrible crap.