And in other Hollywood news, following the monumental failure of "From Justin to Kelly" at the box office, American Idol loser Justin Guarini was ticketed by police in Grand Prairie, Texas, after nearly running over a 5-year-old girl with a personal watercraft at Joe Pool Lake. On the jetski with him at the time was "J2K" co-star Kelly Clarkson, who really should have learned by now that any pairing of these two is bad news.

Pay close attention, folks: This may be the quickest turnaround on a "Behind the Music" special ever.

On another note, where else but in Texas are you going to find a body of water called "Joe Pool Lake"?