In the interest of wasting time, I have come up with a number of
phrases involving monkeys, which I then fed into one of those web
translators repeatedly, and now I give you the results of that
experiment.

The original phrases:

• Sell me a monkey, you fool!



• I cannot buy this monkey, it is scratched.



• Silly rabbit, monkeys are for kids!



• If you sell me your pet monkey, I will gladly give you my
  kidney.



• I think your monkey might be infected with Monkey
  Madness!



• I believe monkeys should be given the right to vote.

The result:

German translated back to English:

If you sell an ape to me, you would amount to you! I do not know
this ape, it buy striped. Idiotic the rabbit, ape are for kids! If
you sell your ape of the domestic animal to me, I give you
fortunately my kidney. I think your monkey could be reached madness
of monkey! I believe the right from the apes should be given to
select.

Italian translated back to English:

If you sell a monkey to me, you would pile you! I do not know this
monkey, crossed it buy. Idiotic the rabbit, monkey is for kidskin! If
you sell your monkey of the domestic animal to me, you do fortunately
my kidney. Task your monkey I could madness caught up of the monkey
to be! Creed the right the monkeys I would have to be given in order
to select.

Portugese translated back to English:

If you vend me a monkey, you would pile up it! I do not know this
monkey, crossed the purchase. Idiotic the rabbit, monkey is for
kidskin! If you me to vender its monkey of the domestic animal, you
do happily mine kidney. Task its monkey I could have madness of the
monkey to be! Creed the right the monkeys I would have that to be
given the end to select.

Translated back to English:

If you I vend of the monkey, you would fill upon him! I do not
know east monkey, crossed the purchase. Idiot the rabbit, monkey is
for kidskin! If you I when selling its monkey of the domestic animal,
you dò happy mine the kidney. Task its monkey could have of
madness of the monkey to be! Creed the right the monkeys would have
that to be given the end to select.

 

 

This is why international politics is so touchy.