Three things:

• First and foremost, we must place a ban on all kitschy
  punk/ska/metal covers of 80's pop hits. If you aren't creative
  enough to come up with your own hit single, then you don't deserve
  a career.
  
• Do hair stylists have their own secret measurements that they
  don't tell anyone about? An inch to a hairstylist is like 3 inches
  to a normal human being. (That would make them good potential
  girlfriends though...)
  
• Why doesn't anybody sell hot apple cider anymore? It's about
  ten below wind chill out there, and all three of the coffee shops
  I went to didn't have any. Bastards.
  

That is all.